 " if you can't change your mind are you sure you still have one?" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "a dad's dream...to have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do." Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "A Life? Cool. Where Do I Download One Of Those?" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Pink $9.95
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 "Age Improves With Wine" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Beer Is Proof God Loves Us and Wants Us To Be Happy" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Beer Will Save The World..." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Can I pour you a cup of shut the hell up?" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Can I Trade My Job For What's Behind Door Number 1?" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Cinderella Is Proof ....A New Pair of Shoes Can Change Your Life" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Coffee Isn't Helping, Get the Jumper Cables" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Deja Moo, The Feeling That You've Heard This Bull Before" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Did I just say that out loud?" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Do I Look Like Your Therapist" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Pink And Black $9.95
|  "Dogs Have Owners Cats Have Staff" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Don't Believe Everything You Think" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Don't get your panties in a twist" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Don't Make Me Use Uppercase" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Due To the Energy Crisis....." Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Dull women have immaculate houses." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Ever Notice How Those Who Tell You To Calm Down Are The Ones Who Made You Mad In The First Place?" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Baby Blue $9.95
|  "Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Baby Blue $9.95
|  "File that under Not my problem" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "Generally Speaking, You Aren't Learning Much When Your Lips Are Moving" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Gone To The Beach" SMALL Oval Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.00
|  "Heck is Where People Go Who Don't Belive in Gosh" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "I always wanted to be somebody...but now I realize I should have been more specific." Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "I Am Not A Nag, I Am A Motivational Speaker" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "I Am Woman. I Am Invincible. I am Tired." Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow does not look good either" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Black and White $9.95
|  "I Did Not Lose My Mind I Sold It On Ebay" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "I Fish Therefore I am Not Here" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "I Had a Mind Once. Now I Have Small Children" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet, Don't Make Me Kill You" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Black and White $9.95
|  "I Live On The Corner Of Kiss My Butt Ave. And No Fricken Way" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Green and Black $9.95
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 "i love the beach - the ocean makes my butt look smaller" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "i only drink to make other people more interesting" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "I Thought I Wanted a Career...Turns Out I Just Wanted Paychecks" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill For That" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Black and White $9.95
|  "I Used Up All My Sick Days So I'm Calling In Dead" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Black and White $9.95
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 "I was put on this earth to embarrass my kids" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Olive And Pink $9.95
|  "I Was Put On This Earth To Embarrass My Kids" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Pink and Black $9.95
|  "I Wish I Was As Thin As I Used To Think I Was" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "I wish my mouth had a backspace key" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "I work 40 hours a week....." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "I'll Have a Caffe' Mocha Valium Latte' To Go Please" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "i'm busy...you're annoying...have a nice day" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "I'm Like Some Freakin' Princess Whose Fairy Godmother Forgot to Show Up" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "I'm Not Overweight...I'm Undertall" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Pink $9.95
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 "I'm so broke I can't even pay attention" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "I'm So Sorry...Was It My Job To Fill Your Life With Joy Today?" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Pink $9.95
|  "I'm Still Hot...It Just Comes in Flashes Now" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Pink $9.95
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 "i've decided to get in shape - i've chosen the shape of an old lady." Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "i've got one nerve left and you're getting on it." Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "If a Man Speaks in The Forest...." Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "If It Has Tires or Testicles There's Going To Be Trouble" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "If only closed minds came with closed mouths" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "If You Tell The Truth You Don't Have To Remember as Much" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Baby Blue $9.95
|  "It's Been a Tough Week This Morning" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "It's been lovely but I have to scream now" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "It's The Beach Life For Me" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "just act weird, it keeps the creeps away." Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Latte. French For....." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "Life Is Better By The Water" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Life Is Good At The Beach" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Life is like a corndog. I don't know why, it just is." Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Love Me Love My Dog" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Maybe a dingo ate your baby" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Life" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "My Bloodtype is Starbucks" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "My Child Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Blues $9.95
|  "My Child Beat Up Your Honor Student" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Pink $9.95
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 "my family is a freak show without the tent" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "My Inner Child Thinks You Are a Big Poopy Face!" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Black And Pink $9.95
|  "My Inner Child Thinks You Are a Big Poopy Face" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Pink $9.95
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 "Never Live Life Unnoticed" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Black And White $9.95
|  "Nobody Notices What I Do Until I Don't Do It' Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Nuttier than a squirrel's turd" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "Oh I'm sorry. You must be confusing me...." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Oh my God..my mother was right about everything!" Hand Painted Wood Sign With Fabric Hanger $9.95
|  "Oh My Gosh...Mom Was Right About Everything" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Turquoise and White $9.95
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 "Oh, boo-frickin-hoo, have a cocktail and get over it." Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "People like you are the reason we have middle fingers" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "please steal my identity...and take my relatives with you" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Please. Let me drop everything..." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It" Hand Painted Wood Sign With Fancy Border $9.95
|  "Raising Teenagers Is Like Nailing Jello To A Tree" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Remember As Far As Anyone Knows We Are A Normal Family" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Remember As Far As Anyone Knows We Are A Normal Family" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Sarcasm...Just One More Service I Provide" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Coral Pink and Black $9.95
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 "Some Days You're The Bug, Some Days You're The Windshield" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Sorry I can't. I'm too busy being awesome." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Sorry, It's Not My Day To Care..." Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Sorry...Yesterday Was The Deadline For All Complaints" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Black And White $9.95
|  "Sorry..Yesterday Was The Deadline For All Complaints" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Pink $9.95
|  "Summer Breeze Makes Me Feel Fine" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "Sure I can multi-task....." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Tact Is For People Who Aren't Clever Enough To Be Sarcastic" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "The 10 Commandments Are Not Multiple Choice" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "the gene pool could use a little chlorine" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "The jerk store called....." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "The More People I Meet The More I Like My Dog" Hand Painted Wood Sign in Pink $9.95
|  "The More People I Meet The More I Like My Dog" Hand Painted Wood Sign With Red Lettering $9.95
|  "The More People I Meet, The More I Like My Cat" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Pink $9.95
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 "The only problem with doing nothing....." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "There Will Be a 5.00 Fee For Whining" Hand Painted Wood MAGNET $7.95
|  "Today Is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "We don't skinny dip. We chunky dunk." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Black And White $9.95
|  "Whatever it is....No." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "Whatever you are-be a good one" Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "When I want your opinion....." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "Wine will save the world!....." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
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 "Wipe Your Paws" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "Yet, despite the look on my face, you are still talking" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
|  "You Can Find Us At The River" Hand Painted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "You Can Find Us By The Lake" Hand Painted Wooden Sign $9.95
|  "You don't have to be crazy...." Hand Painted Sign $9.95
|  "you know you are getting older when happy hour is a nap" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
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 "You Laugh Because I'm Different, I Laugh Because You're All The Same" Hand Painted Wood Sign In Black and White $9.95
|  "You're Just Mad Because A House Got Dropped On Your Sister" Handpainted Wood Sign $9.95
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